Short Funny Poems






Everyone loves to laugh here - ever Mr. Grinch! It's good for the mind, body and soul. We've got some short funny poems to get you laughing and some pretty good reasons for why you should laugh more!

short funny poems

You can exercise your heart and lungs by laughing!

If you hate exercising, try laughing - you get the same benefits from laughing 100 time a day as you get from rowing a boat for 10 minutes!

Did you know you use more muscles to frown than to smile?

If you're tired, try laughing - you get the same benefits form laughing as you do from two hours of sleep!

Laughter helps you fight disease by lowering cortisol levels in your body!

Laughing puts you and others in a good mood! You can't stay mad when you're laughing!

Laughing for 15 seconds adds two days to your life (well we're not sure about that one, but if it's true, let's keep laughing)!

And these are the reasons why we're taking you on a short funny poems adventure!

These funny poems will tickle your funny bone! Come on, lets get started with the first of our funny kids poems and then we'll hop on over to some more below, just click the links to jump to each one!


Funny Kids Poems

The Heebie Jeebies

by Kristina Harding

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Once in Texas

I caught a Baxas

and it gave me the heebie jeebies.

So I went to Florida

were I saw the Anacolida

wrapped all around my kneesies!

I thought I'd go north

to get away from those sorts

but then I got the sneezies.

A boy just can't win

so I'm staying in

before there is no more mesies!

More Short Funny Kids Poems

I've got Your Nose

The Dangerous Duo

The Whippoorwill and I

More Funny Kids Poems


Did you laugh at these short funny kids poems? Good, now you're happier, healthier and more likable!



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