There was a man who had a beard,
Who really was weird,
He chewed and swallowed half of his steak,
While cleaning his beard with a rake.
One day I saw a bird,
That only the beard heard,
What? A beard can hear?
I told you he was weird!
Man with Beard Image by Ryan McFarland.
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